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You must post here first, before you can use the boards!! Intro yourself, and tell us all about you!

Been MIA? Or about to? Well, what's the goss, where have you been and what are you doing?

Where do you live?

The never ending thread for chit chat over coffee or wine or vodka ... new thread started monthly.

For stuff that you can't find a spot for anywhere else.

Got a doozy of a question only other Mums can answer? Issues with Etiquette? Three year old asked you something you just can't answer? Or a teenage "issue"? Post it here. Someone must know the answer ...

Stuff, the experts are telling us, What's in the news.

Got a tip or recipe that will make the life of our members easier? Post it here. We all need as much help as we can get :)

With your partner, your kids, your boss, the next door neighbour ... Here's the spot to chat about 'em. Yes, you can talk about Sex. Lets face it, some of us have to be having it.

Worried you or your partner not coping, or whether that behaviour is normal? Concerned about a friend? Kids development got you worried?

They all have them - birthday's that is - so what do you do to celebrate, where do you go, and what's the protocol on invites. And how you deal with the invites you get - or don't get?

Aaaagggghhhhh! Something we do at some point in our career as parents, then wonder why. Surely there's got to be an easy way ... stop touching me, Mum, he touched me, stop touching me, Muuuuuummm

Kinder, School, Sporting Clubs, Scouts ... you name it, there's a committee for it. Here's the place to vent and work out strategies for dealing with that person with the big mouth!

No time to watch TV or read the mags. Missed the News. Again. Hopefully someone else caught it. Here's the spot to catch up on & discuss the latest news & current affairs, the hottest TV shows and celeb gossip. Oh, my god. Brad & Jen split???!!!

A private board for Real Mums with 100 posts or more, to share any secrets (deep or dark, fun, personal ....). Request access via your UserCP for Admin approval

For those participating in the Real Mums Guide To Better Relationships Course

Events, Nights Out, or just want to organise a get together with a bunch of other Real Mums! Please note: No Advertising (check in with Admin if not sure - ta)

Random Acts of Kindness

Ornament exchange information, discussion and show off board

A place for a bit of silly-buggers and having some fun. Anyone can start off a game ...

Got a good joke? Received a funny e-mail? Just having "one of those days"? Hey, we could all use a good laugh, so post it here.

Achievements, ta da's, I Did Its, milestones made or anything really great you've done today! Brag away ...

Birthdays, Anniversaries, Kids' Birthdays and other fabulous milestones (but not Woo Hoos!)

Having a bad day? Tell us aaalllllll about it.

Just feel like having a whinge, but its not quite a F#ckity F#ck? - complain to us! We always listen.

Hey, we all have something to say here ... Go for it!

PMT? Menopause? Those pesky post-birth hormomes? Just a bitch? Post here and chat with others.

Inlcuding "Mother Of The Year Award Applications"!! Got something you wanna tell us? Don't worry - we've probably all done it!!

Most of us have them, they're usually annoying, and we don't know what to do with them! Share you stories on their behaviour, and how you control yours!!

Having a bad day and just need to escape? You can fantasize here and disappear from reality for a while ...

(Pardon the pun) Ok, we've (almost) all done it, but sometimes we just need to get it out! (Ooh, and pardon that pun, too. Sorry).

Sign up (in your User CP) and discuss the latest You Challenge here! Did you do it, how did you go, what did you think ....

Join the discussion of our monthly read.

Discussion and reviews of your fave wines and spirits.

Tips from the "REAL" professionals - those who can whip on a frock, paint their nails and walk out the door looking glam in under 3.5 minutes. Is that ... banana in your hair?!

Notice no mention of that horrible, should never be uttered, disgusting four letter word - "diet". Now lets never mention it again - and lets talk about food & eating!

Pah ha ha ha ha HA. No seriously, its very good for you and benefits lots of ... things. Check out some really novel ways of fitting some into your day - or tell us how you do it. Please. Please! PLEASE!!

In the nice sense, of course! Do you partake in crafty hobbies? Chat with others here.

Are you a budding green thumb? Or love your garden. Here's the spot for you.

Stuff around the house or full on renovations ...

Your other children ...

Read, seen or listened to a good one? Think our other mums might like to hear about it. Or are you just bragging that you got some time to yourself?

Info, codes, updates, new stuff, what's going on and stuff for VIP Members.

Got something exciting you want to share with us? Post it here.

Competitions, Giveways, freebies & discounts for Club Members. (Note: Only Admin can post on this board)

How to set up all those things and information about all those you get with your VIP Membership

Well, you've come to the right place - we can stop that thought it its tracks! No, really, that's great. We'll help out with useful tips like "birth doesn't hurt" & "its all worth it in the end" ...

a.k.a SAHMs

What A Hot Mummy! (oh, and Work At Home Mums, too)

Work in paid employment, full time, part time, casual ...

As in going to uni, night school, some other kind of study or learning or course ...

You may be single - but you are not alone!

For whatever the reason... sometimes its ok and other times we need one around, and maybe here you can find a surrogateish one. Or just chat about your experience.

Kids said or done something funny or outrageous - post it here (we all like to know that our kids are actually normal!)

Whether its Tips & Tricks, Discipline Issues (or suggestions), Ages & Stages ... General Stuff - we'd love to hear it.

Woo Hoo (or not)! Got a burning question, sick of people givng you advice, need to vent, want adult contact - go for it!

Aaaarrrgghhhhhhh!

Whether its Pre-, Primary or High - finally they're out of your hair, & now the trouble starts - they're now influenced by the rest of the world!

Let it out, let it all out ....

For those with "Only Children" - for now or for good. Or because you're not insane. Or maybe you are ...

They're a ... will you get down from there! OK, who put the cat in the toilet? Let it out! And get down off the curtains. Where was I ... ?

Double, triple, quadruple or more trouble ...

Formal, informal, grannies, grandpas, creches, daycare, neighbours, childcare centres - whatever sort you use, chat about it here!

Including PND, General Depression, Bi-Polar, PTSD ... A spot to debrief, share your experiences with others, and share your coping strategies with those who are also in need. Request Permission via your User CP - Group Memberships

Whether you're thinking about it, doing it or done it - you can bitch about soon to be exes & the long term exes & everything in between! Request Permission via your User CP - Group Memberships

Whatever their age, and whatever the cause - miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, stillbirth, SIDS, suicide, accident ... Request Permission via your User CP - Group Memberships.

Learning difficulties, physical, mental or emotional disabilities - whatever - here you can get in contact with others in the same boat, find out how they do it, and let them in on your secrets. Please e-mail Admin for access to this board.

For all kinds of reasons - but, hey, not always a fun time! Talk about what you're doing, how you're doing it, what helps you, and maybe get a couple of ideas on how others did it. Please e-mail Admin for access to this board.

Physical, emotional, sexual or other abuse. Offload, seek reassurance, seek info on how others deal with it - and better still, get away from it. Please e-mail Admin for access to this board.

No its not necessarily "natural", so whether you're having major trouble with breastfeeding, unable to breastfeed, or having to bottlefeed whether by choice or not, you'll gain some support here. Please e-mail Admin for access to this board.

There are many reasons you may have had to make this choice - but nothing makes it an easy one. Discuss your experience and debrief with others. Please e-mail Admin to access this board.

Have a serious illness? Blame it on the bugs. Here you can discuss how you cope, let others know where to find assistance, and find out where they found theirs. Please e-mail Admin for access to this board.

We're not talking selective deafness or stupidity either - but REAL serious illnesses or disabilities